Total Medals Earned: 138 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,150 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/500 points)
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Enter a portal.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/155 points)
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Read through the entire manual.
Buy all four properties.
Medals Earned: 4/13 (55/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/185 points)
Complete the game
Collect all the gold
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Don't die
Don't kill any grunts
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/140 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 10/20 (95/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)